My little boy had a fantastic idea yesterday: We should institute an International Joke Day. This is a day when everyone tells every one else a great joke, to cheer up the whole world.
I think he is a genius, and so I officially declare that tomorrow, Monday 22 April, is International Joke Day.
IF YOU HAVE A JOKE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE, PLEASE WRITE IT IN THE COMMENTS BOX BELOW.
I’ve been out of the blogosphere for a long time because of my son’s illness, but my brave little lad is getting better now. He has stopped vomiting and is able to go back to school, even though he doesn’t have the stamina to keep up with all his work. Thank you to everyone who has sent us kind words of sympathy and encouragement.
Well, without further ado, here are our jokes to kick off Joke Day. First, a couple from the late, great Tommy Cooper:
A dog bit a chunk out of my leg the other day.
AĀ friend of mine said: āDid you put anything on it?ā
I said: āNo, he liked it asĀ it was.
The police arrested two delinquent youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one, and let the other one off.
And here’s an old favourite of mine from Les dawson:
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
And here’s one from my son:
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!
And finally:
The very latest in social networking:
Did you hear that YouTube, Twitter and Facebook have merged into a single social networking website?
It’s called YouTwitFace
The Dangerously Truthful Diary of a Sicilian Housewife 
As I am a librarian, here is my library themed joke…
Two books were talking:
Book A: Wow, you look so much thinner!
Book B: Thanks, I had my appendix removed!
Happy International Joke Day!!!
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Hahaaa! I love it! š
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This joke is especially for your son.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
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He loves this one!
He’s looking forward to telling his maths teacher….
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Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef
Q: what do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Lean beef
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Sorry just had to say, that last joke was fantastic! ‘YouTwitFace’ Brilliant! My teenage son’s love it š
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Elephant jokes were all the rage when I was a school girl. Here is one:
Q. How can you tell if an elephant is planning to skip town?
A. Check to see if his trunk is full.
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Great idea š
Q: Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck.
A cock- a- doodle-Quack- quack
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So glad your son is better! As for a joke, I must dig deep and get back to you! š
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